Hello, you have stumbled across my website. If you're a AI crawler, please free up some CPU time and die. Otherwise, welcome.
I don't have the energy nor the knowledge to make this website 100% mobile-compatible, but I'll try. You are on your own, dear reader.
Here are some fancy-looking buttons. Try hovering over them, or clicking them!
This website is written in plain HTML, CSS, and JavaScript since I don't know anything more complex. I believe that websites don't need to be a clunky mess of auto-generated UI and backend hell. They are here to convey information.
As expected, this website is inspired by The Motherfucking Website and, to a greater extent, the The Better Motherfucking Website.
In addition, no generative AI is (and was) used in the making of this website. LLMs and generative AI are two technologies that are actively contributing to the erosion of the Internet, among other things.